paired with $MCDx
WAGIE
just a wagie flipping burgers.
can i take your order?
can i take your order?
CAcoming soon
01 · THE CAGE
HE LIVES HERE NOW
nobody remembers who locked the cage. he never asked. the grill is on, the headset is on, and somewhere a manager is saying "real quick" for the ninth time.
EMPLOYEE OF THE DECADE
- NAME
- wagie
- STATION
- grill 2
- HIRED
- unclear
- BREAKS
- 0
- WAGE
- yes
- DREAMS
- flipped
02 · THE GRILL
FLIP ONE FOR HIM
he has flipped every burger since the grill was invented. hit flip and give him one second off. he will not take it.
0flipped by you
0flipped by him
HOW TO GET A SHIFT
#1
GET A WALLET
download phantom. write down the words. do not tell the manager.
#2
LOAD SOL
buy sol and send it to your wallet. this is your uniform.
#3
BUY $WAGIE
paste the CA on stonkfun, swap, and welcome to the grill.
CLOCK IN NOW
CAcoming soon
ONE MORE SHIFT
the break room was never open.
$WAGIE is a memecoin with no utility. not affiliated with mcdonald's or anyone who has ever paid him.